| If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. But what if that's where your basket is? Your human's daring is making you shiver, in the kitchen or out. Find a nice closet to spend the day in. | |
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| Your pack's constantly shifting alliances -- what good are they? That kind of attachment only promotes insecurity. Stick to the tried and true if you want confidence, like your bond with your human. |
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| There is no such thing as light debating today. If you have a difference of opinion, your best bet is to simply keep it to yourself. That includes your human's choice of visitors. |
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| Displays of affection can only get bigger and better to a point. You're no bargain-basement dog, but a simple scratch behind the ear and a companionable walk are worth gold if you can but see it. |
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| Your owner may not be at the pinnacle of their career and they may not be a celebrity, but you'd never know it by asking you. Basking in the radiance of your devotion reigns supreme today. |
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| If you've never experienced being the underdog, then count yourself as lucky. But just don't brag about it. The little guy can still be a big favorite, especially in the eyes of humans. |
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| Some days the dog park beckons, but today you'll have more fun if you spend time with humans. Hitch a ride in the car, sleep at their feet -- do whatever you have to do to be around people. |
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| Some dogs bark when they're stressed out, others scratch, but your behavior is even more flashy. If you can't manage to relax, then try to handle things in as reserved a fashion as possible. |
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| As your owner's finances increase, so do their advantages. Traveling may be fine for them, but where do you fit in? Making the most of it will be more fun than you know, so enjoy. |
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| If another dog demands your bone, then you have a choice to make. Being deserving is not the issue, so choose your response based on more realistic issues, like strength or power. |
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| You can't check your impulses. Or can you? Nothing is fixed in stone, not even your desire to jump up and lick. Being a good dog just gets easier and easier. |
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| You'll have no trouble walking by a barkative dog. Getting sucked into their drama just doesn't interest you. But their racket will echo in your head once your walk is over, so keep your mind from wandering. |
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