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You may not have opposing thumbs, but you're still pretty dexterous when you need to be. What you lack in agility you make up in cleverness, so attack the gate.
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You're not used to being cautious, especially if you're never off the leash. After all, that's what your human is for. So when you get your big chance, be sure to look both ways.
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Humans are having a gathering. With all the cross discussion, no one will be paying much attention to you. Don't bother whining for attention when you could have more fun slipping off on your own.
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Even your own internal chatter can be misinterpreted. Sure, walking on the wild side can be a lot of fun, but is it worth harassing your humans over? Ignore the voices that dog you.
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Your human may love intellectualizing, but you enjoy socializing. In fact, you need it. It's part of the equation, if that helps your human understand. Dogs plus humans plus dogs equals happiness.
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Your owner has taken work home again. Try to be quiet when they look wrapped up in business. You can breathe freely once they've gone over the finer details.
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On the one hand, you love your routine. And on the other, you need to experience new things. Take things slowly. Start with chow, then branch out to a new route.
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You know all about temptation. You deal with it each and every day. So if you can avoid the trash, your owner can avoid gambling, even if it looks like a sweet deal. Besides, it won't pay off.
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You've got an itch, but it's the kind that keeping busy can cure. With a lot going on, you'll forget all about scratching, so don't let your human waste time and money on the vet.
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Sure, you could stand to discard a few extra pounds, but that doesn't mean cutting back on chow. Does it? It sure does, make no bones about it.
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It's taking forever to get your message across. Communicate a bit more creatively. When your owner finally gets it, sparks will fly.
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You just don't want to be busy today. Staying in the doghouse and breathing is about all you can handle. Every dog needs a day of rest every once in a while, and this is yours. Indulge.
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